Jon Colclough
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | Kenyan |
| College | Hertford |
| Club | Hertford |
| Course | History |
| School | Somewhere in Crewe |
| Matriculation year | 2006 |
Biography
Injury-plagued chav from Crewe instantly recognisable for his complete lack of pace, banter, fitness, or any talent whatsoever.
